107.5 The End of Toilet Paper

So the biggest news story of the year has to be the Toilet Paper For Life that I've given away! I can't believe that people still search for anything other than this on the web. Michael Jackson or the Iraq War have nothing up on the giveaway I did for free toilet paper for life. Come on people! Focus on what's important here! I mean http://www.uclean.com is the only company to ever give away that much TP!!!

So I can't believe that anyone is interested in anything else. It just seems crazy!

So now that I've given it all away, do I have anymore customers? A couple. Certainly not a lifetime supply of customers yet, but maybe it will happen soon. The uClean Store has just got to work!

At least I have a Crazy Brazilian! An a lot less Toilet Paper! But I'm still no Paris Hilton...