You Are Now Free to Tweeze About the Country...

I was on a Southwest Airlines flight recently to Chicago. Midway through the flight my bladder decided the many Diet Coke's were enough and needed to be relieved. I started my way back to the lavatory and saw one of the female flight attendants leaning over with her back to me. I couldn't see what she was leaning over until I got right behind her.

Seated in one of the flight attendant seats was a MALE flight attendant. The female attendant was in the process of plucking with a pair of tweezers the MALE attendants eyebrows. Yes, I repeat, plucking HIS eyebrows. I got right behind them looking at this and just started to laugh, right outloud. They quickly stopped and looked at me like teenage kids caught necking. It only made me laugh harder. They both tried to say something, alternating looks at me and each other. Once again, it only made me laugh harder. This only made them squirm more. All I could say, and I swear I really said this, was "Well, that's interesting."

I went into the bathroom laughing, having a hard time concentrating on the chore at hand, or should I say, in hand. When I left the restroom, only the male flight attendant was there, and he said something like, "she said that she couldn't work with someone with a uni-brow..." with a nervous chuckle. I just smiled and laughed harder, making him feel even more ridiculous.

DING!