Lance "One-Ball" Armstrong

From birth until death, every boy/man is very proud of his MANHOOD.

An integral part of that manhood is something/s often referred to as: Berries, The Twins, The Boys, Mankins, Manlings, Knick-Knacks, Cookies, Nuts, Balls, Yin and Yang, and my personal favorite, Sonny and Cher.

So how is it, that the MAN of all MEN right now, Mr. Lance Armstrong (notice the "Mister" part, it seems only appropriate as a sign of respect) is a: Uni, The Strong One, Lonely Nut, One Left Standing, The Village Nut, Room Available, I Have Ball, Single and Loving It, The One, The Only Nut Around, and again my favorite, Singular Sensation?

It just seems unfair to those of us who've worked our whole childhood/puberty/manhood defending our right and possession of TWO, to be undermined by a ONE!