HATE My Lawn/Jungle...

That DAMN LAWN took me about 2 and 1/2 hours to cut today. Filled up a WHOLE garbage can.

I HATE MOWING THE LAWN!!!

I HATE PEOPLE who say it's THERAPEUTIC!!! They are just stupid people. Seriously, they just don't have enough brain cells!

I HATE PEOPLE with PERFECT lawns! ESPECIALLY OLD PEOPLE!!! I'm supposed to be the young, vibrant, energetic guy with the great yard, not them!

I HATE PEOPLE who have LAWN SERVICE!!! Because plain flat out, I'm jealous! I can't afford it yet, so I just envy them.

I HATE PEOPLE who have no WEEDS OR CRABGRASS in their lawn. This really goes back to the LAWN SERVICE thing. They've got it. I don't...

Astroturf??? Not a bad idea.. Not a bad idea at all!!!