Self Bogey Golf

I played 18 holes today, exactly bogey golf.

I played 18 holes today ALL BY MYSELF and the best I could come up with was BOGEY GOLF??? What's wrong with me? I was BY MYSELF!!! No one within two holes of me either direction. So I could have lied and come up with at least a good 80 or even an 82, but no, I have to post my REAL score.

I'm not a very good golfer.