Clever and Witty

I wish upon wish that I was really clever and witty all the time, or even some of the time would be nice...

I often times THINK I'm clever and witty, but usually someone reminds me that I'm not. I'm never more reminded of that fact than when I sit down, want to write a clever or witty blog, and NOTHING comes to mind.

If someone would write and then SELL witty and clever blogs to people like me, I think they could make a fortune!