When You Know...

Someone considers you a good friend: You're the first person your friend calls to bail him out when he's arrested and booked into jail last Saturday.

You're getting old: A glass of milk must accompany a Mexican food meal.

You're dumb: You write a whole document never saving it and then let your battery die on your computer and lose the work.

You're funny: When you make jokes about hobbits and shires and laugh at your joke time and time again.

You're funny again (and again x 100): You take someone you knows name and find EVERY possible way to put their name into every possible word or sentence. Each time laughing whole-heartedly.

It's time to stop writing: You write the stuff above.