Plagiarism

yes. the rumors are true. i forgot my mother's birthday yesterday.
i'm pretty sure you can go to hell for something like that.
my karma's completely messed up now. on my way to work this morning i HIT A GARBAGE CAN and shattered my side view mirror.

something must be done. something drastic. something to reallign the beautiful cosmos of my life. so i've been going through the list of presents i've bought recently but haven't ended up giving people to see what i can give my mother to appease her.
trendy bright green necklace? no.
wallet with bunny that says "buy me stuff and i'll be nicer"? probably not.
darth vader mask? hmm... not bad.
a can of chicken and stars soup? perhaps.
gift certificate to book store? that actually might work.
chocolate, lot's and lot's of chocolate? duh.
a kite with a dragon on it? hot chocolate mix? a pair of earrings that broke? my first born??


i'm in so much trouble.