Four Eyes...

Start digging the hole, packing the RV for the winter move to St. George, Early-bird specials at the local Chuck-a-Rama, AARP cards for discounts at my favorite adult diaper outlet, starting sentences with "Back in My Day" (okay, I already sorta do that one), staying up late (8:00) to watch my "program" and driving with reckless unbeknownst abandon my Oldsmobuick 4-door sedan...

I just got my first pair of glasses...