If I Were a Rich Man...

In the great tradition of Tevye, or the Barenaked Ladies, IF I were a Rich Man or Had a Million Dollars, I'd:

Fly First Class, ALL OF THE TIME!

Buy a TV for my bathroom.

Get a bigger hard drive on my TIVO, cause 60 hours isn't enough...

I'd hire a yard guy.

I would get a heated floor in my shower, and a fresh towel every day.

I'd buy Legacy seats at BYU football games.

I'd fly out to a Pittsburgh Steelers Monday Night Football game!

Buy me one of those hats with the can holders on the sides and straws to wear during the MNF game.

Watch QVC and at least once a month buy something that I REALLY don't need.

Last, but certainly not least...

Get a new 30" Apple Cinema Display!