An Open Blog to Delta Airlines

Dear Delta Airlines,

If you go into bankruptcy and in ANY way mess with your frequent flyer program, I will hunt you all down and Toilet Paper your homes. I have charged WAY too much stuff on my Delta Skymiles American Express, and accumulated WAY too many miles to have you not honor them.

Regards,

Andrew

P.S. On a recent flight, one of your TV's was broken. It was a big plane, white with blue and red lettering, about halfway back on the right. Thanks for getting on that!