Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Bored with a TON to Do

So here I sit, with a TON to get done, but not wanting to do any of it.

So I...
... start a really boring blog.
... check out the two peoples blog's that I know.
... click on some of the people from those two people's blogs.
... open up my "Drafts" folder in my e-mail and act like I'm going to finish up a couple important e-mails, only to save them again in "Drafts" and move on.
... stand up and walk around the hallway thinking maybe something amusing will present itself.
... pat myself on the back for taking one of the million pieces of junk off my desk and throwing it away and thinking I've just "cleaned up my office."
... think of more dumb things I've done and keep writing this blog.
... look at the one stock I own that's actually gone up and read the message board for it and get depressed because everyone is pretty gloomy on the stock.
... look on e-bay at stuff so dumb, or useless I can barely control myself from buying it.
... go to astrology.com and read my horoscope cause I don't have any fortune cookies to tell me what to do today. Here's my horoscope for anyone interested... (Unpredictability is the name of the game now. Fortunately, that's a condition you adore. Does this mean you'll be inspired to be even more impulsive, eager and enthusiastic than usual? It certainly does -- and that could make it tough for you to concentrate, and even tougher for you to sit still long enough to finish up any of the projects you've got going. Give it a shot, though. You never know who might be watching. Your higher-ups, for example?)
... read that Wayne Gretzky's was wife cited in a gambling ring.
... write some more of this blog.
... see how much space I have on my tiny laptop hard drive. Why I do this I don't know, it's not like I'm going to do anything about it.
... look at e-mails again, just to see if something there might motivate me.
... go to the bathroom. Not because I have to, but because I might see something amusing on the way.
... finish this blog.

1 Comments:

Blogger Online Degree said...

So this is what it is you do all day as you sit there looking so busy? LOL...

The secret is out.

10:13 PM

 

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