Saturday, December 24, 2005

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to everyone!

It's Christmas Eve and I had the "opportunity" to go to Costco and the mall and BOTH were busy busy busy! But everyone seems to be a little nicer today than any other day. It's a great day!

Hope everyone has their shopping done, their treats all lined up for MASS consumption, and the visions of iPods dancing in their heads!

Have a great night, don't drink egg-nog (it'll make you have blind babies) and leave some cookies out for Santa, he'll appreciate it!

Saturday, December 10, 2005


I've given it a lot of thought, and I've decided that I am DEFINITELY a Stupidist.

I know that there are some people, and probably some organizations funded by celebrities like Britney Spears or Tom Cruise that are at this moment planning a protest at my home or place of business, maybe even a lawsuit against me. But I don't care. I'm a stupidist, hear me roar!

If I was ever to run for office, I would make this one of my main platforms. I would tell people that if they didn't vote for me, they obviously were Pro-Stupid, and honestly, who would want to admit that?

I'm not sure if I'll go as far as to organize a group called the "Smart Supremacists", but when I'm driving behind someone and they STOP at a round-a-bout, I will certainly give them a look that says, "Hey, You Are Stupid!"

Wednesday, December 07, 2005


yes. the rumors are true. i forgot my mother's birthday yesterday.
i'm pretty sure you can go to hell for something like that.
my karma's completely messed up now. on my way to work this morning i HIT A GARBAGE CAN and shattered my side view mirror.

something must be done. something drastic. something to reallign the beautiful cosmos of my life. so i've been going through the list of presents i've bought recently but haven't ended up giving people to see what i can give my mother to appease her.
trendy bright green necklace? no.
wallet with bunny that says "buy me stuff and i'll be nicer"? probably not.
darth vader mask? hmm... not bad.
a can of chicken and stars soup? perhaps.
gift certificate to book store? that actually might work.
chocolate, lot's and lot's of chocolate? duh.
a kite with a dragon on it? hot chocolate mix? a pair of earrings that broke? my first born??

i'm in so much trouble.