Monday, August 29, 2005

Underwear Model, Now Actor

First it was underwear model. For any that missed it, I was great. I wore that underwear unlike any you've ever seen. NEVER has long underwear been worn like this before.

Obviously others recognized how well I handled myself in underwear and the demand for my acting services began. This Thursday or Friday I will act in my first major motion picture (okay, it's a low-budget Mormon genre flick) and from there it's ON TO HOLLYWOOD!!!

So I've gone from underwear model, to actor... What's next? Governor of California?

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Sweet # 50!

It's taken me almost exactly 365 days to get to 50 blogs. Is that a good thing? I don't know. Let's see what the next 365 days will hold!

By the way, Friday is National Toilet Paper Day! Get your TP ready to PARTY!!!

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Foaming Hand Soaps & Foaming Soap Dispensers

uClean is the Source for Foaming Hand Soap Dispensers and Foaming Hand Soaps. Foaming Soap Dispensers come in a White Foaming Dispenser and a Black Foaming Dispenser. Foaming Hand Soaps come in Melon Foaming Hand Soap, Antimicrobial Foaming Hand Soap and Peach Foaming Hand Soap.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

My Sexy Toe

The pinky toe, on my right foot has a unique talent. It has become known as my "Sexy Toe". I can "cross" it over the toe next to it. This talent in and of itself is pretty cool, but I do it with a certain level of sex-appeal. Much like a woman, with hot legs who crosses her legs by sliding the one leg up the other, then crossing it over and sliding back down on top, that's how I cross my Sexy Toe.

I'm really quite proud of it, so please, the next time you see me, I'd be happy to show you. But single women, beware!

Thursday, August 18, 2005

An Open Blog to Delta Airlines

Dear Delta Airlines,

If you go into bankruptcy and in ANY way mess with your frequent flyer program, I will hunt you all down and Toilet Paper your homes. I have charged WAY too much stuff on my Delta Skymiles American Express, and accumulated WAY too many miles to have you not honor them.



P.S. On a recent flight, one of your TV's was broken. It was a big plane, white with blue and red lettering, about halfway back on the right. Thanks for getting on that!

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Microfiber Mops

uClean sells the BEST Microfiber Mops by Rubbermaid. These aren't the cheap ones you buy at Grocery Stores or Warehouse Type Stores.

These are the Superior Industrial and Commercial Quality Microfiber Mops! The head swivels for the most effective Dust Mopping and Wet Mopping you can buy!

Monday, August 15, 2005

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

I Do!

When I was young, around 12 or 13, I decided, after a great trip to SeaWorld that I was going to be a Marine Biologist. Have you looked into the average pay of a Marine Biologist lately?

When I was a little older, say 14 or 15, I decided medicine was for me. Have you looked into how long you have to go to school to be a doctor?

Then I turned 16 and 17 and decided I was going to be rich. Have you found that job description in the "Want Ads?"

I'm older now (not THAT old Kat!) and I'm re-thinking my career decisions. Marine biology is looking MUCH better. Medicine seems to be calling me again. And yet being rich is still eluding me.

Any job suggestions would be welcome!

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

More Random Thoughts...

I have a nail in my right rear tire. The air isn't coming out, so I've just left it in there thinking I'll get around to it sometime, knowing full well it's going to one day be flat, and I'll have to change the tire and it will be a big pain. So why not just take it in and avoid all that hassle? Cause I'm lame.

I love that "Friends" where Phoebe and Chandler are doing the competition to see who's going to flinch first, and Phoebe says, "I'm very Bendy!"

A friend of mine's Dad played golf with an Apostle the other day. That's got to be the most intimidating playing partner ever. See, I swear.

That's me, with Billy Mattison (that's right, google him, you'll be impressed) running Gore Canyon Class Five rapids. SO GREAT!

Pier 1 is just cool.

Taxes aren't.

Should I get a new Apple computer? Right now I'm a PC guy, but I'm seriously considering an Apple Powerbook. Check it out!

I can sing, I can dance, I wear Banana Republic Pants!

Sunday, August 07, 2005

enMotion Paper Towel Dispenser & Paper

uClean has the new Georgia Pacific Paper Towel Dispenser, enMotion and the GP enMotion High Capacity Roll Towel replacements.

Thursday, August 04, 2005


Remember when Goose asks Maverick for that number of the truck driving school cause he thinks that his career as a pilot, no wait, Naval Aviator is over? Truckmasters I think it was?

Yeah, so I think I'm ready for a career change. I'm ready for a new degree in something. Maybe on online degree, or a degree in some sort of trade that would make me a nice income, or give me a raise of some sort. Would love to make more money or even SOME money somewhere! So I came upon a great site, that has this whole list of different schools I can choose from, with trades I could learn like carpentry, dental assistant, or even the fashion industry. I'm a great metrosexual so maybe the fashion industry is for me! But I'm thinking Massage Therapy is the one for me! I'm GOOD with my hands!

So I'm not thinking Truckmasters is for me, but I do like dogs! Veterinary Assistant it is! Here boy!

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Vacuum Cleaner Heaven!

Okay, so I have to boast a little about the vacuum cleaners that uClean sells.

We sell the Windsor Sensor line of vacuums & MANY OTHERS. All of them are AWESOME!

I know what you are thinking, how sexy can vacuums be? OH SO SEXY!! Just take my word for it! These babies have more sucking power than almost any other industrial vacuum cleaner or commercial vacuum cleaner and are just AMAZING!!!

So I highly recommend them. Can't go wrong with a Commercial, Industrial or Residential Vacuum Cleaners from!

(Once again, shameless... I promise it will end soon...)