Profiles in Time

Andrew Time - Done yesterday or else I'm bugged.

Jenny Time - Sometime in the next little bit, after she finishes fixing the leg of Bullseye for Jacob's Halloween costume, puts something away, checks on something from yesterday that's not that important, calls someone, etc...

Jacob Time - No concept.

Kat Time - Right now if it involves chocolate, diet coke, or boys named Jacob.

Shirley time - Fifteen minutes before my alarm goes off.

Gary time - 5 minutes later than Shirley, but still 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Marianne & Rosie time = Jacob time.

Dave time - 3 seconds before the project is due or the presentation starts.

End of this LONG day - Miller Time.

Bad Hair Day

Yes, I'm having a BAD HAIR DAY!!!

I've had the same short spiky hair for about... well, since puberty. I'm sick of it. About once a year... since puberty, I've thought about growing it out. I successfully grew it out once before. This led to me being cast as John Proctor in "The Crucible" and having girls tell me how hot I was with long hair. Then I chopped it back to the short spiky.

Now I'm trying to grow it out again and do something different. I need encouragement. I need compliments. Lie to me if you have to. PLEASE!!!

And who knows, maybe this new hairdo will lead to me being cast as Shaggy in the next Scooby-Doo movie.

"Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?!?"

Me and My Good Friend Phil

Me and My Good Friend Phil Keoghan From The Amazing Race!

If I were a Hobbit

If I lived in the Shire (or ever visit Em), I would be known as Mungo Bolger of Newbury!

Check out Hobbit Name Creator and get your own Hobbit name. But only if you will share it with me after you do it!

Happy Hobbiting!

When You Know...

Someone considers you a good friend: You're the first person your friend calls to bail him out when he's arrested and booked into jail last Saturday.

You're getting old: A glass of milk must accompany a Mexican food meal.

You're dumb: You write a whole document never saving it and then let your battery die on your computer and lose the work.

You're funny: When you make jokes about hobbits and shires and laugh at your joke time and time again.

You're funny again (and again x 100): You take someone you knows name and find EVERY possible way to put their name into every possible word or sentence. Each time laughing whole-heartedly.

It's time to stop writing: You write the stuff above.

Who Knew?

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