uclean, iclean, we all clean...: August 2006

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Grumpy...

I'm grumpy today. Not exactly sure why. Nothing I can point to and say, "Ah, there you have it."

I'm just grumpy.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Going The Extra Mile...

Yes, it was 105 miles, not 104...

I hated that extra mile.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

104 Miles

Orem, UT to Evanston, WY

Orem, UT to Fillmore, UT

Orem, UT to Castle Dale, UT

Orem, UT to Centerville, UT and Back

Orem to South Jordan to Orem to South Jordan and Back

Me on my bike on Saturday...

Thursday, August 10, 2006

My Dream Job...

I'm "Pretty Sure" this is going to happen...

"Most Likely" you'll see this in the next couple of days, or "maybe" not...

"If" several things "Maybe" happen, then there's a "Decent Chance" we'll see something develop... Over here...

"45% Chance" I'll be right on this "Guess"...

Do you know what job I'm talking about?

Yep, a network Weather Man! What other job do you get to say, "It MIGHT rain on us, or it might not, depending on where you're at."

I mean, imagine if a candy manufacturer said, "There's a 50% chance this is chocolate."

Or your phone company said, "If this area of low pressure pushes in, then you might have phone service. Probably a 35% chance."

And even better, if your urologist said, "The 7 day forecast is that your vasectomy should work in most areas, especially in the mountain areas."

Willard Scott, I'm coming for you!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Four Eyes...

Start digging the hole, packing the RV for the winter move to St. George, Early-bird specials at the local Chuck-a-Rama, AARP cards for discounts at my favorite adult diaper outlet, starting sentences with "Back in My Day" (okay, I already sorta do that one), staying up late (8:00) to watch my "program" and driving with reckless unbeknownst abandon my Oldsmobuick 4-door sedan...

I just got my first pair of glasses...